I've put a lot of thought into this. How does one become a guru, do you think? I'm pretty sure I need some kind of specialty.
For a while, I thought I could become certified in yoga, tweak it a little into some sort of jenism and then become a guru. But I realized this would require me to
The secrets told in this blog definitely ruined my chances of becoming a parenting guru. Unless someone wants to know my secrets to getting your children to run around naked in the backyard and refuse to have their faces washed.
This blog also ruined my chances of being the next cleaning guru. Maybe I could take a stance on NOT cleaning. I'm pretty sure I could round up a few people to buy that one. Cleaning is a dredge to your psyche! Stop now!
Perhaps I can make up my own religion. Become a cult leader. I could use my blog as a sort of recruitment site. What would the basis of my religion be? I have unlocked the secrets of the universe! Enlightment can be obtained! It's a precarious thing, but if you are careful enough somewhere between 16 and 16.2 ounces of coffee you will see the light! Just be sure to add the right amount of sugar and half n half and astral projection will also be possible.
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Only 16 ounces of coffee? pshhh. Amateurs. ;)
If you become a guru, I will become a follower. As long as I can be in bed by midnight. And I can't give up my booze.
lol. If you figure out your thing, let me know. We can be rivals and stage tv debates on our different theories...get everyone so engaged that they buy the books and watch the tv shows seeing us say why we're better than each other...and we'll rake in the money... and secretly laugh behind the scenes that it's all a bunch of hokey and go to Starbucks together. :)
Oh, another idea...do something with Self Help. People make BILLIONS of dollars on books like that.... and you don't even need to be qualified.
You can be my guru! lol! For whatever!
I thought you were already my guru. :) Don't you like to email me with new ideas of what I should do? Although it has been a month or two since the last one..... hint, hint....
Oh Krazy Kat Lady! Wanna hear the latest idea? I'm going to write letters from Santa!
That is AWESOME!!!! Please do share when you do! :)
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